It’s that time of the month again, ladies and gents… time to watch your homegirl turn into a dying t-rex and do a battle-cry right into your ears. Here’s the thing. Women turn into delicate, emotionally-fragile flowers when they have their period. Clearly, it’s not a good idea to upset them. In times of pain, your man should be there by your side to support you, no matter how stupid and ugly you look. As a matter of fact, it is a real test of a man’s character. Think of the chocolates, hugs and flowers that you’ll get! Isn’t Benny bear, just the nicest? He is definitely a keeper. I think Zachary (your boyfriend) is a hot, sexy, multi-millionaire/underwear model with a kind and generous personality…. If only I were him. To be honest, I’m just a guy who is clueless about how the female body works. But! I have done some research, hehe.

Women need to ovulate for new eggs to be developed. They are generally vulnerable to headaches, acne, and pain in the lower abdomen, not to mention the wildly unpredictable mood swings. Most importantly, blood literally oozes out of their bodies. Give your gal a break, man!  What makes a man sexy is his love towards his girlfriend or wife, apart from his prince charming good looks. I sincerely believe periods are an excellent way for couples to bond with each other. Terrance is there to serve you as his queen. Yet, you (Jessica) are there to count on your knight in shining armour. Romantic and beautiful; ladies, you should be happy to have hot and supportive guys in your life. I envy you. Please don’t hit them on the head with your frying pan! Remember to be rational even when you reeling in excruciating pain…I feel your pain, dear.

  1. “Offer your girlfriend a warm drink (hot chocolate!)” 26, F, Hong Kong
  2. “Buy lots of pink teddy bears.” 21, M, Hong Kong
  3. “Haha, give her warm water and care for her. Comfort her while she is cramping.” 34, M, Hong Kong
  4. “Ask her ‘if she would like to take painkillers?'” 49, F, Hong Kong
  5. “Buy her something sweet, such as doughnuts, ice cream or chocolate cake.” 39, F, U.K
  6. “Try not to touch her while she’s cramping.” 22, F, India
  7. ” Don’t argue with her and just do whatever she says …you will die.” 58, F, Hong Kong
  8. “Just shut up!” 39, F, Philippines
  9. “Tell her ‘you should be grateful that you’re not pregnant… because I am.” 21, F, U.K.
  10. “Accept her mood swings… it’s a normal bodily process.” 58, M, Hong Kong
  11. “Give her a pillow to squeeze out the pain.” 20, F, Hong Kong
  12. “Tell her you’ve got a cabinet full of tampons.” 31, M, Hong Kong
  13. “DON’T TELL anyone that she’s on her period.” 21, F, Hong Kong
  14. “Don’t ask a stupid question, stress her out or make fun of her.” 57, F, Hong Kong
  15. “Tell her ‘not to worry and say everything is ok!'” 21, F, U.K
  16. “If I had a girlfriend, I would get her tampons and stuff. Some cuddles would be nice as well.” 25, M, U.K
  17. “Give her a nice, warm drink to drink. Rub her hands and then rub her belly.” 25, M, Hong Kong

  18. “Depends on what she wants at that point in time. If she wants to be left alone, then I’ll let her be; if she wants a heat pack, I’ll get her a heat pack. If she wants cuddles, I’ll give her a hug.” 20, M, U.S.A.
  19. “Play some relaxing music (nature sounds).” 19, F, Hong Kong
  20. “Ask her what she is craving and go ahead and buy it for her.” 39, F, U.K.
  21. “Don’t have an argument with her. Just be quiet. Be smart” 59, F, Hong Kong
  22. “I would treat her like a princess.” 18, M, U.S.A.
  23. “Warm water is an absolute must. I must become her slave. Whatever she wants, I do for her.” 31, M, Hong Kong
  24. “Handle her with love and utmost care.” 30, F, India
  25. “Don’t think of sex. Go masturbate or do something else.” 29, M, India
  26. “Don’t say periods and vaginas are gross!” 21, F, U.K
  27. “Tell her that she’s strong and beautiful.” 25, F, India
  28. “I would take care of her body, for example, give her warm drink like red date water.” 19, F, Hong Kong
  29. “Give her a light head massage.” 22, F, India
  30. “Don’t call her a Bi&*&^!” 48, F, U.S.A
  31. “Advise her to drink a glass of milk. It always works well for my girlfriend.” 62, M, U.S.A
  32. “Try some birth control pills.” 57, M, U.S.A
  33. “Just don’t treat it like a big deal. It’s just very natural. Be very chilled out and relaxed about it.” 30, M, India
  34. “Give her some alone time.” 28, M, India
  35. “Ask her what she wants and give it to her.” 29, F, China
  36. “All she needs is respect and consideration.” 29, F, U.S.A
  37. “Don’t make her feel yucky and gross just because she’s having her period.” 42, M, U.S.A
  38. “Don’t make a lot of noise about it!” 21, F, India
  39. “Feed her.” 22, M, Hong Kong
  40. “Know her cycle, and don’t plan big surprises during that time of the month.” 57, M, Hong Kong
  41. “Give her some sweet potato fries if she wants to keep fit.” 25, F, India
  42. “Go to McDonald’s and buy a burger along with French fries.” 18, F, Germany

  43. “I would treat her however she would want to be treated.” 20, M, U.S.A
  44. “Buy her lots of sweets and watch a movie, I guess…” 17, M, U.S.A
  45. “Let her rest… just leave her alone.” 24, F, Hong Kong
  46. “Be there for her and make sure that she feels your love and support.” 23, M, U.K
  47. “Be ready to listen to lots of ranting and swearing.” 32, F, Philippines
  48. “Cuddle her and prepare her favourite food.” 29, F, India
  49. “Have sex with her calm her nerves (don’t be afraid of the blood).” 34, M, U.S.A
  50. “Converse with her and think of ways to make her feel better.” 59, F, Hong Kong

To conclude, there are so many ways to make a gal feel a little bit better while she is PMSing. The above-mentioned remedies such as eating chocolate, watching a movie, cuddling, having alone time, and…..having sex… does sound fabulous. In fact, it makes me want to grow a vagina right away. Having a personal slave for an hour or two would surely make me feel like a princess. However, I don’t know if I’m ready for the pain – as yet. After all, I don’t like being inconvenienced by a few drops of blood until I become a granny… and then get upset for not having periods anymore. Anyway, women are given the coveted gift of delivering children (an honourable gift to say the least). One should be grateful for periods and vaginas because, no-one will ever know your beautiful personality (since no-one can give birth to you) without a proper menstrual cycle. Sometimes, periods are called that way because your body needs a break and some good ole’ fashioned love. Hence, a period; now, I could really want a period. Period…. Remember, nothing is disgusting about your beautiful body. Love thy self. That’s all for now…


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